With world cup around the corner, most of us guys will have something to aspire about for the next thirty days.
Without risking to be sexist to my female friends and relatives, football is something that they will never
understand. They might understand scoring (it will be on the screen anyway), but try to explain to a woman what off-
Now, having said that, I don't thing our other halves should be ignored at all.
There has always been a tug of war as to which sex is smarter, its a war between us and them. We might think we are
smarter bec we scored with a pretty woman, or because we have higher paid jobs, or because we can walk in dark alleys
without an escort.
But lets not kid ourselves guys, are we really smarter? Will you call someone who slaves 18 hours a day, works like a
donkey, all he lives for is the next pay raise? I can go on endlessly, but will leave you to fill in the blanks.
Now, lets look at our other halves.
They make us pay for dinner, they dont even pay tips.
We buy them houses, cars, clothes, makeup kits etc.
We tolerate their mood swings, we buy them presents, flowers, remember their birthdays, anniversaries etc.
To top it all, if the marriage gets dissolved, they scoop everything we own, except our depts.
Now tell me, who is smarter here?
Back to Germany, a word of warning to my fellow guys. Women do really love football, but they act dumb, here is how
they get us.
Bad moods when you watch football. Who gets the remote.
I met this guy who told me he manages to control his other half while watching football.
How do you do it hero?
Simple, I trade a remote control for my credit card, as long as I can watch my favorite game, she can do all the
shopping she wants.
Oh yea, smart alec!